Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..
goblin it is
Our belly buttons are basically the same thing as holes the in fruit, where the stem goes.
2017 better be nice to my mom
2018 better be nice to my mom
2019 better be nice to my mom

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891
finally some good fucking historical accuracy
acharliebrownchristmas
Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself
Your purpose in life is not to love yourself but to love being yourself.
If you goal is to love yourself, then your focus is directed inward toward yourself, and you end up constantly watching yourself from the outside, disconnected, trying to summon the “correct” feelings towards yourself or fashion yourself into something you can approve of.
If your goal is to love being yourself, then your focus is directed outward towards life, on living and making decisions based on what brings you pleasure and fulfillment.
Be the subject, not the object. It doesn’t matter what you think of yourself. You are experiencing life. Life is not experiencing you.
people i make myself look good for:
- myself
- gay women
- my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room







